I turned up late to a drinks party on Saturday to find the boy I was seeing standing at the doorway in conversation with the boy I had accidentally (read drunkenly) kissed two weeks before. Exhibit A) Boy who is handsome, funny, clever, thoughtful and has very nice hair; Exhibit B) Boy who has not such nice hair, an oversized chin and thinks it’s acceptable to refer to Germans as ‘Nazis’. F..

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Every girl has one. No matter what you’re doing, how you’re feeling or who you’re seeing, one little spark of contact from That Boy can bring you hurtling back to square one; where all the logic of what a total and utter FW he is magically evaporates, and you’re left feeling all off-kilter again, like you’ve just stepped off a fairground Waltzer.

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Every year, for the past four years, I have managed to make a spectacular faux pas on my birthday. This can probably be explained by the prior stress of planning a celebration which involves the meshing of my home and university friends – who are quite different – causing an unfortunate tendency to drink too much to gloss over the awkwardness that I am always ready to believe shall ari..

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